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1. scrambled egg
Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.
After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.
2. scrambled egg
Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".
Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.
by Frank Klaune Mar 29, 2005 share this comments
3. Scrambled Egg
Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.
The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.
by Blue Cawdrey Nov 21, 2004 share this comments
4. scrambled egg
sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.
Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.
5. Scrambled Egg
Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.
I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!
6. scrambled egg
When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.
Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.